Wellness that actually
sees your team.
LGBTQ+-centred, consent-led, nervous-system-informed workplace massage and workshops. Built for teams who deserve something real — not a rainbow logo and a fruit bowl.
Most workplace wellness is performative.
The intention is usually there — a massage chair at the summer party, a mindfulness app, a rainbow logo every June. But intention isn't the same as inclusion. For queer, trans, and neurodivergent employees, generic wellness often adds friction instead of removing it. Home Body is built differently.
One-size-fits-all treatments with no intake process and assumptions about what "relaxation" means.
A rainbow logo in June. A DEI checkbox. Queer employees still feeling unseen in the spaces meant for them.
Consent-led, nervous-system-informed, and led by someone who is part of the community — not just an ally.
What we bring to your team.
Two offerings, designed to work standalone or together. Both fully handled — equipment, setup, and breakdown included.
Massage Sessions
30-minute fully clothed massages with a 10-minute transition buffer. No oils, no undressing — targeted techniques designed for the workplace.
- Personalised pre-treatment check-in per person
- Consent-led throughout — no assumptions
- Nervous-system informed techniques
- All equipment provided and set up by us
- Just need a quiet 3m × 3m space
Regulation Workshop
A 45-minute interactive session teaching your team the language of their own nervous systems — practical tools they can use at their desk, same day.
- Neuro-somatic self-regulation techniques
- All exercises doable at a desk
- Reduces pain, tension, and burnout risk
- Available in-person or virtually
- Virtual sessions include lifetime recording
How it works.
Booking is simple. We handle everything on the day — you just need a willing team and a quiet space.
Get in touch
Drop us an email with your team size, preferred date, and any access needs. We'll send a proposal within 48 hours.
We take care of everything
We arrive with all equipment, set up in your space (around 3m × 3m), and take care of every transition between team members.
Your team leaves different
Each person gets a proper check-in, a personalised session, and — if you've added the workshop — tools they'll use long after we've left.
Make this Pride mean something.
Bring genuinely LGBTQ+-led wellness to your team in June. Dates are limited — enquire early to secure yours.
Packages & pricing.
Transparent pricing, no hidden fees. Add a second practitioner to double your team's capacity on the day.
45 minutes. Neuro-somatic techniques your team can use at their desks. Available in-person or virtually with lifetime recording.
Predictable scheduling, prioritised booking, and a virtual Regulation Workshop included with every retainer. Minimum 3 months.
What people say.
From the people who've been on the table.
Warm, gentle presence — and a massage with them always brings welcome rest to my body, especially my nervous system.
I felt incredibly cared for and comfortable, beginning with a preferences discussion.
Always feel so relaxed and taken care of — which is really important to queer folks.
Kars was very communicative and respectful, which helped me explain exactly what I hoped to achieve.
You held space for my very vocal discomfort and adapted the session to suit my needs perfectly.
Ready to bring real rest to your team?
Drop us an email with your team size, preferred date, and any access needs. We'll come back to you within 48 hours with a proposal.